This morning I was downstairs in the kitchen without my glasses. Most morning I have them on so this was a bit unusual. I was hand-washing the pots and pans that can’t go in the dishwasher. Katie came in and put some chips in a bowl. She then asked me to help her put the clip back on the bag. She had the clip that is impossible for little kids but my hands were wet. I suggested that she get the easier clip instead.
Me- “Why don’t you just use the yellow clip?”
Katie- “Well, where is it?”
Me, pointing- “It’s right there.”
Katie- “No, it’s not.”
Me- “Yes, it is. It’s right there by the bread.”
Katie, looking- “That’s not a clip, that’s a banana.”
I think it’s now obvious to all that I have NO business in the kitchen without my glasses.