Texting (All the Cool Kids are Doing it...)

Andrea is leaving for an exotic Carribean vacation tomorrow, which means that I'm stuck taking care of her cat. She sent me a text to thank me for my pet care services.

Andrea- Also, Thanks SOOOO much!!! Do you want me to bring you anything?

Me- How about a t-shirt that says "I took care of your fucking cat for 10 days and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"....

A couple of days ago I texted my friend Lori to complain/whine about my ear infection.

Lori- One of my friends had an ear infection for days. Took antibiotics and now has a yeast infection/fungus in her ear. Yuck!

Me- Probiotic with antibiotic will prevent most of that.

Lori- I bought her some Vagisil for her ear.

Me- Helpful...

Lori- That's what friends are for. I even convinced her that the fish smell in her ear wasn't that noticable...

Texting Gone Bad

I have joined the rest of the world and started texting. It is convenient but I had to share a recent text I sent to William from my bed, without my glasses and half asleep. The text was sent in response to William making way to much noise early in the morning, crashing around and talking on his cell phone.

“Shyt up babbt sleepung”

In retrospect, I probably shouldn’t text first thing in the morning.