The Marrying Kind

My sister had a date last Saturday night and it was the first time that she had been out with a new man for quite some time. She was a little nervous and managed to sneak out to the parking lot at some point during her date.

She called me and said, “I just found out that he has been married six times!”

That does seem like quite a few times to be married so I was unsure what to say. All I could think of was, “You better hurry up and get back in there before he’s engaged again.”

The good news is that at least he’s not afraid of commitment.

Probably not a Love Match

I have a friend that recently decided to join an online dating service. She has certainly met some interesting men, both there and in real life. When I say interesting, what I am really trying to say is interesting as in a dysfunctional type of interesting.

The following is an email that she received from a man that could not understand that she could not respond immediately to his communication.

Dear A true Dysfunctional women that no one can communicate with.

What do you call a women that goes to school, finishes final exams and perhaps has a full time job and has to be on Eharmony? Did you treat all the guys at school and work the way you treated me. Self centered, aloof and cold. You have the 5 foot women syndrome and pretend you are better then anyone else. But inside you have a lonely heart. I bet you never smile at anyone.

I have an excuse for Eharmony. I helped my family during my Moms Breast Cancer because my Family came first. I only have to physically be at a location for 8 days a month and the rest of the time I work at home. The special needs kids, I help bowl have a better personality then you do.

I wanted the last word.

Young Love

My friend Ann recently started dating someone new. She has been so infatuated with this new man that it seems that she can’t talk about anything other than him and how wonderful he is. It’s getting old, to say the least. After their first weekend together she sounded a bit like a teenage girl, despite the fact that she is twenty years past her teen years.

Ann: Oh my God, he is so cute! And he drives a really nice truck! And he’s going to get a Hummer next!

Ann’s sister: So, is that something he’s going to purchase or something you’re going to perform?