Thursday, December 17, 2009

Inappropriate Parenting- part 483

This is how a typical morning with Marin, the high-maintenance toddler, begins.


Marin- “Go potty! Where doggy? Fix it for me, warm ba-ba!”

Me- “Hang on. One thing at a time. I’m working on it.”


But what I really want to say is, “You ain’t got no problems, Jules. I’m on the motherfucker."

8 comments:

Stacie said...

I wish I could be a fly on the wall at your house for just one day.

84thProblem said...

What. Does. Marcellus. Wallace. Look. Like?

Bulldog said...

I feel that way at work. The only difference is that all my high maintenance toddlers are grown-ups.

bernthis said...

I wanna quit my job. My title: Mother.

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AnnQ said...

LMFAO! Any excuse to quote Pulp Fiction sounds good to me. :-)

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S said...

You sendin' in The Wolf?! That's all you had to say!