You know how you sometimes do something that you know in the back of your mind is going to lead to trouble, but you ignore common sense and do it anyway?
Today I was having trouble opening a door that had swollen at the base due to the humidity. I tried pulling with no luck. Then I tried pulling even harder, but it still wouldn’t budge. I gave it a couple of kicks thinking that might jar it loose. Still nothing. I then decided that the solution was to grab the knob and yank repeatedly as hard as I could, using all my weight. During that final jerk, I had a brief thought flash through my head that MAYBE that wasn’t the smartest thing to do. That thought was almost the exact same second that the door flew open causing me to body slam into the wall and ultimately hit the floor.
I just consider myself lucky that there weren’t any witnesses.