Claire was telling me about a friend of hers taking a bath with her dad.
Claire- “Kayla told me that when she was four she took a bath with her dad. Isn’t that weird?”
Me- “Well, you guys are constantly trying to climb in with me so why is that so odd?”
Claire- “Because it’s her DAD.”
Me- “So? Just because he’s a boy?”
Me- “Well you go into the bathroom when your dad’s in the bath.”
Claire- “But I don’t get in with him. Because of that hanging down thing.”
Me- “What difference does that make?”
Claire- “Because LADIES just don’t do that.”
Katie had some funny stuff over the weekend as well. She had been acting up a bit yesterday and then she abruptly changed her behavior. She then started being really good. I complimented her in an attempt to keep her on her best behavior.
Me- “Katie, I really like the way you’re acting now. You’re not fighting with Claire. It’s so nice when you put your dirty clothes in the laundry right away. I only asked once and I am VERY happy with you. You know, if you could keep this up for two whole days you could get a reward. Like gum.”
Katie, always the practical one- “How about just one day?”