Thursday, March 20, 2008

Guess Who DIDN'T Major in Physics......

A few days ago, I was trying to find a business card that I had put in my desk for my ex-husband. I couldn't locate the card, which was unfortunate because this woman had expressed interest in hiring consultants in his area of engineering. I was talking to him about this and trying hard to remember the name of the company.

Me- "I'm pretty sure it's 'Sky' something. Oh, Sky-Net! That's it!"

Tim- "Uh, I don't THINK so. Sky-Net was the evil corporation that made the 'Terminator' and wanted to take over the world." He then proceeded to laugh at me. Notice I said 'at', not 'with'.



Janie said...

I think a post entitled "Typical" would be hilarious. Of course it would be really long considering all of the asinine typical behavior that would have to be noted.

Like....we are taking a trip, on a plane with just potty trained 2.5 year olds. I get them ready, we go to the potty right as we are walking out the door. (if this is done strategically, we can last the 1.25 hour flight without a trip to the icky bathroom)

As soon as we get in the car, the twins say "I'm thirsty" I say " You have to wait. We just went to the potty."

As soon as we get seated on the airplane I see their dad giving them both huge gulps of his DIET COKE!

30 minutes later he says "where are the diapers, one of the twins wet herself?"


Loralee Choate said...

I do stuff like this ALLLLLL the time. You are not alone!

S said...

Now that is funny. Maybe you have just watched too many movies.