Last night I was talking to my sister and she announced that she had to start looking for clothes to wear for her dental appointment. Evidently she had decided that flirting was a required component for dental care.
Lynne- “I’ve got to find a really short skirt to wear to the dentist.”
Me- “What? For the dentist? What are you talking about?”
Lynne- “Well, the I’m going to the dental school and some of the professors are old guys. So, I have to find a short skirt and then I have to position my legs just right.”
Me- “So, exactly where are you keeping your teeth these days?”