Everyday Traumas

My five year-old had a small incident in kindergarten today. She was wearing some cute little corduroy pants with a string like belt. She didn’t have it tied quite right and her pants fell completely down while she was at school. I was listening to her tell the story and asked her if anyone had seen it happen. She said one kid did. So, I asked her if the kid said anything. She said, “Yes. He said I see Paris, I see France, I see someone’s underpants!”
How embarrassing.