Yet Another Fascinating Conversation

Me, commenting on the quality of toilet paper in a public restroom-"You know, they use the good stuff in there."

Jamie- "I know, they get it at Sam's. You know, one time I had to use a dryer sheet. It was kind of gross, but it was all I had."

Bathroom Stories

Ann: So, I went to the bathroom a while ago and I thought I was just going to pee but a little chunk of poop came out, too. But I didn’t wipe.
Me: Why didn’t you wipe?
Ann: Well, I wasn’t expecting it and I was in a hurry.