Katie has been home from school the last two days thanks to a raging ear infection. As a result she has relaxed her grooming standards slightly- and by slightly I actually mean like she's bordering on looking like a bag lady. Here's the conversation we had this afternoon.
Me-You might want to brush your hair. You’re starting to get mattes in it.
Katie- I’ve got mattes?
Katie- But I haven’t even been outside.
Me- I said mattes, not gnats.