Friday, November 06, 2009

Texting (All the Cool Kids are Doing it...)

Andrea is leaving for an exotic Carribean vacation tomorrow, which means that I'm stuck taking care of her cat. She sent me a text to thank me for my pet care services.

Andrea- Also, Thanks SOOOO much!!! Do you want me to bring you anything?

Me- How about a t-shirt that says "I took care of your fucking cat for 10 days and all I got was this lousy t-shirt"....

A couple of days ago I texted my friend Lori to complain/whine about my ear infection.

Lori- One of my friends had an ear infection for days. Took antibiotics and now has a yeast infection/fungus in her ear. Yuck!

Me- Probiotic with antibiotic will prevent most of that.

Lori- I bought her some Vagisil for her ear.

Me- Helpful...

Lori- That's what friends are for. I even convinced her that the fish smell in her ear wasn't that noticable...

7 comments:

punchlinewalking said...

Oh wow, that is hilarious! But wait...did she really get a yeast infection in her ear?

AnnQ said...

LOL!! Ewwww!!!! :-)

Farmers Wife said...

Vagisil for the ear, does it also remove oil stains from the driveway???

Lisa said...

Yeah, she really did get fungus in her ear. Or so Lori claims...

Mrsblogalot said...

HA! and Yuck! ....But I'm going to check my supply of Monistat just in case (-:

Trooper Thorn said...

Replace you friend's cat with another from the SPCA and see if she notices. Act like she's crazy if she denies it's her cat.

S said...

I'd just go for the Diflucan, augmented with Q-Tip swabs of teatree oil applied to the ear canal.