Sunday, April 20, 2008

Milk, it's What's for Dinner

The phone rings and it’s Dave.

“Lisa? What are you doing?”
“Do you really want to know?”
“Well, yeah.”
“I have a baby hanging on me.”
“You’re still doing that?
“Yes. She’s only 9 months old and the American Academy of Pediatrics recommends breastfeeding for the first year.”
“Oh, yeah?”
“Yeah, and besides, it burns 500 calories a day.”
“Wow. I wish somebody would milk me. Well, I’m coming over. Do you think you can get those things put away pretty soon?”
“Yeah, don’t worry. I’ll pack up the lunch before you get here.”


S said...

You were too clever and witty for us in this post. Very funny read.

Super Mommie said...

I love men that don't get all crazy about women breastfeeding!