Thursday, August 23, 2007

Government Study Confirms Ill-Fitting Underwear Hinders the Learning Process in Six Year Olds

Claire: Sometimes when I’m at school I’m nervous about getting a wedgie.

Me: Why’s that?

Claire: Because sometimes when I sit at my desk that happens. And then when I try to get it out, the teacher says, “Claire, you need to pay attention!” and I can’t because I have a wedgie.

2 comments:

Janie said...

And isn't it awful to get a wedgie when you are walking past a crowd? How do you get that one out?

Mark said...

Great fake title! A+