Kindergarten Drama Queen

My five year-old daughter has been complaining about a boy at school. He has a crush on her and has told her so. He has even had the nerve to suggest that he wants to kiss her. She is both offended and disgusted by the notion. Last night she was complaining yet again about the little boy.

She said, “The next time he calls me Cutie Pants, I’m going to tell the teacher I’m sick and go home and throw up!”