Monday, March 19, 2007

Crazy Talk

The following is a list of things my sister has said while having an "episode" or psychotic break. Most were conversations that I personally had with her. One was with my mom. The last one is my favorite. Now if that doesn't say crazy, I don't know what does.

1. The mountain Dew truck is circling the house.
2. The school bus routes have been changed so they now drive by the house.
3. Andrea Yates is an attorney now and has an office not too far from here.
4. JFK is really my father.
5. Someone broke in and put frosting in my refrigerator.
6. Someone broke into my car and stole a candle. (It’s summer and almost 100 degrees. Do you think there just might be another explanation?)
7. The neighbors have some mob connections from Chicago. I think they are working out of the car dealership.
8. The guy I went out with a couple of months ago was standing outside the bedroom window. Yes, the guy from Indiana. Yes, I know how far away that is.
9. I noticed something odd today. The neighbors painted their living room exactly like Larry’s (old boyfriend). I don’t know why they would do something like that but it sure was strange.
10. I was just threatened by this woman from work. I think she wants to kill me. No, I don’t know why.
11. I went by my ex-husband’s house today and for some reason it had a bunch of antennas all over it. I don’t know what that’s all about but I don’t want any part of it.
12. My sister telling my mom about my dad running over something black on a highway- I don’t know what it was but maybe you should check and see if John (her black friend) is all right.
13. Someone firebombed my car! It was wired!
14. We decided to go to an amusement park today. Yes, we took the cat with us.

1 comment:

Never Clever said...

Is it bad that laughed really out loud when I read this list?!