I Guess That Settles It

My five year-old, Claire, was discussing how much fun she was having with her friends at school with her four year-old sister and me. The four year-old, Katie, did not say a word, since she has been steadfastly refusing to go to pre-school. I looked at the four year-old and said,” You would have fun with kids too, if you would go to school.” She then responded very seriously with, “I will spit on them and show them my butt, if I go to school.”