Funny

I have a friend that has a seriously uptight boyfriend. He absolutely hates it when she uses crude language or makes any references to sex. I have never heard of a more prudish man. Any acknowledgment of any type of bodily function causes him terrible distress. One night my friend was discussing just how weird he is about that stuff and she said, “Sometimes he farts in his sleep and it makes me laugh.” I guess there is just something satisfying about that.